Embarassing Cathay Pacific

I have just discovered time travel! I’m in the embarrassingly mediocre cx lounge at Melbourne airport. The wifi is slower than my modem connection I had in 1997 and the computer are running IE6! Seriously man, no kidding. I don’t fucking believe it, how backwards is that? The food is pretty much non-existent, all in all another reason never to travel cx again. I still haven’t received any compensation for the food poisoning or the dysfunctional seat btw. So, again, it’s time to say a hearty FUCK YOU Cathay Pacific. You’re most welcome to it.