Author: christiankohl

Dass deine Mutter ein Nilpferd ist, macht dich noch lange nicht zum Ägypter!

Splendid isolation

So hieß ja mal eine eher weniger glückliche Politik unserer Nachbarn von der Insel. Aber man kann das auch positiv verstehen. After making the Reisebegleitung extremely happy by driving to Ohau point where she could watch baby seals play around, we set out on a two day hike across private land south of Kaikoura, the…

By christiankohl 08/01/2016 Off

Whale watching

We spent the first two days after landing at Waipu Cove, lovely beaches! We headed further north and stayed in a bay close to Russell next, had lots of fun sailing the bay of islands on a small racing boat, excellent lunch included. Thank you very much, oh crew of the “Phantom”. ☺ On the…

By christiankohl 05/01/2016 Off

Globalization sucks, right?

I mean, this is crazy. I’m of course happy for my homies from g-town that they’re selling internationally but seriously, anybody buying water for this price? Crazy motherfuckers. @Kerikeri new world supermarket.

By christiankohl 01/01/2016 Off

Bullensperma

Dear reader, I don’t know whether you remember my post from a few years back, when we encountered the tree masturbating hippie women? Anyway, we’ve had an even more interesting encounter two days ago while hiking in the beautiful Puketi forest. We came to a huge clearing and there was a herd of bulls and…

By christiankohl 01/01/2016 Off

Headed for the ocean

Today, we’ll have a full day of sailing ahead of us. Small boat, no crowds, get away from the Bay of Islands hordes. ☺ Wrestling with sea snakes, sharks, and giant octopus 🐙. The weather is still extremely brilliant, nothing to complain about, even for Germans. I’m still enchanted by the flight experience we had…

By christiankohl 28/12/2015 Off

Bliss

Perfection is what I always strive to achieve. Of course. Naturally. So far, it’s pretty close to it. I may have found the nearly ideal flight times etc to nz. I cannot recall ever having stepped off a 24+ hour flight(s) feeling so relaxed. Easy. The warm and sunny Auckland weather with a light breeze…

By christiankohl 27/12/2015 Off

Hate is in the air

Warum man die Post und alle assoziierten Unternehmen einfach nur hassen muss. Was bestellt. Sperrgut. Keine email oder so von DHL (doitsche honk logistics) bekommen. Händler angerufen. Händler sacht, ist raus mit DHL. Gibt mir sendungsnummer. DHL tracking sacht dann, zustellversuch am Samstag um halb zwei. Ha! Wir waren seit 11 permanent zu hause. War…

By christiankohl 02/11/2015 Off