Australia 2019, pt II

Balingup was our first stop, a small village 2hrs South of Perth. We had a wonderful cottage, Brookvale House, with a great garden and orchard and absolut quiet. Well, except for the birds. 😀 We went to the Golden Valley Arboretum to stretch our legs a little after so much sitting on our fat arses,…

By christiankohl 05/03/2019 Off

Automafia BRD

Ich sehe mit Entzücken, dass sich eine Berliner Politikerin ausnahmsweise mal sinnvoll und richtig geäußert hat und meine Forderungen, die ich im Post vom 23.01. formuliert hatte, aufgreift. Ist das schon ein Plagiat eigentlich? 😀 Naja, sie wird wohl nicht mehr lange Senatorin sein, denn gegen Autos darf niemand. Und es ist auch zu zahm…

By christiankohl 05/03/2019 Off

Australia 2019, pt I

I’ve fallen behind, I admit that. It’s partly my lazyness but also due to the fact that the coverage is extremely patchy and it is hard to find a spot where you can actually upload some photos. We began our jouney with some ice cream in Milano, because they have first class ice cream at…

By christiankohl 05/03/2019 Off

Lick my buttthole

I’m really a very creative guy and being in Australia brings out the best in me. Dunno why, but that’s just the way it is. And my creativity has always been oppressed, first by my parents, now by the Reisebegleitung. But I will not give up! Never. So, I’ve had this brilliant idea and will…

By christiankohl 02/03/2019 Off

Google still sucks

Hey Google, you still suck! Remember that bug I reported like 7 years ago? That prevents me from posting pictures in a blog post when composing it on my mobile? Yeah, that’s still not fixed. Pathetic losers. Hey World, anybody know a hosted blog service, ideally with migration from blogger? I’m fed up with this…

By christiankohl 02/03/2019 Off

Und was passiert so zu Hause?

Berlin baut nun doch weniger Fahrradwege, VW gewinnt vor Gericht, Scheuer pampert auf der einen Seite die Autofaschisten und macht auf der anderen Seite Gehwege zum Überlebenskampf. Und, vielleicht die größte Sensation, sogar die Systempresse 😁 merkt langsam, dass Karneval scheiße ist. Gut, es entzündet sich erstmal nur am Doppelnamen der neuen afd, ähhh CDU…

By christiankohl 27/02/2019 Off

Important motherfuckers

You know how you can tell that someone is really important? They have phone conversations in the Lufthansa lounge and share the contents with all of their peers. Since their peers are doing the same, this almost ensures a degree of Babylonian confidentiality. 😁 It’s only the Germans doing this, of course. Embarrassing. Waiting for…

By christiankohl 20/02/2019 Off

Take off

It’s that time of the year again. Time to leave dreary old racist Germany and fly to sunny young racist Australia. 🙂Off to Perth today, via a routing that is truly crazy, but also truly cheap for a *A C flight from here all the way to Oz. Nothing beats lie flat. SXF-MXP-MUC-SIN-PER-SIN-ZRH-MXP-TXL. Take that!…

By christiankohl 20/02/2019 Off