03 Salema Beach – Sagres

One of the longest stages, also one of the most rewarding. Majestic cliffs, fine beaches, sun, wind, and waves. Another great stage, one of my faves so far! We took a little shortcut, you can walk from Praia da Figueira to Praia das Furnas on the beach if the tide and conditions are right. We…

By christiankohl 23/11/2023 Off

02 Praia da Luz – Salema Beach

Another short leg stretcher, another picture perfect day full of fantastic coastal views. It’s really a constant wow experience. Fucking amazing. Salema beach is just a couple of houses and some eateries / bars. Unfortunately, all the candidates for decent vegetarian or vegan food were closed, so we ate at one of the few open…

By christiankohl 21/11/2023 Off

Rota Vicentina, Trilho dos Pescadores

Rota Vicentina is a long distance hiking trail in southern Portugal. There’s a couple of variations to it, the main two options are the ‘historical way’ (Camino Histórico) and the ‘Fishermen’s Trail’ (Trilho dos Pescadores). They have a website and a locally produced and sold guidebook (print and online), I recommend both as they are…

By christiankohl 21/11/2023 Off

Qu’un sang impur abbreuve nos sillons

France 2023 – Pâtisserie Rugby World Cup. Had been looking forward to this for four years! As we all know, pleasure is usually only achieved through hard work. So I decided to sacrifice myself and tested each and every pâtisserie in Paris and Lyon to ensure ongoing excellence etc. blahvlah bullshit bingo. Who cares? There’s…

By christiankohl 13/10/2023 Off

Face palm, DHL

Kurzes Update zum letzten Post: Natürlich kam die Sendung nicht, wie vereinbar, am Freitag zwischen 12-16 Uhr. Stattdessen ohne weitere Kommunikation und Ankündigung dann irgendwann am Samstag. Purer Zufall, dass wir zu Hause waren. Bei einer anderen Sendung habe ich herausgefunden, dass DHL auch Zeitreisen kann, hätten also ohne Probleme einfach den Fluxkompensator anwerfen und…

By christiankohl 06/09/2023 Off

Kurzer Zwischenruf

Servicewüste Doitschland? Kann ich bestätigen. Latest and greatest example: DHL. Ich habe was in NZ bestellt. Wird hier vor Ort mit DHL Express, also dem teuren Premiumservice, geliefert. Oder halt auch nicht. Krieg ich eine sehr dubiose SMS: Wollte die erst löschen, aber das “NZ” am Ende der Sendungsnummer und die Tatsache, dass ich wusste,…

By christiankohl 01/09/2023 Off

Rucksack orgasm

Saturday morning started with a shock. I was up early to capture Mt Ruapehu in sunrise and was attacked by one of NZ’s most dangerous animals on our terrace: This is a carnivorous snail and it can catch and devour its prey in seconds – don’t let the harmless appearance fool you! Sunrise was nice…

By christiankohl 01/05/2023 Off

Ohakune, we love you

Decision time, again. Too many decision times on this vacation for my taste, but what can you do? At least I’m good at making decisions. My body is fat and untrained and ugly and white, I don’t have any tattoos or piercings, I don’t know how to shoot a gun, I’ve never beaten a woman,…

By christiankohl 01/05/2023 Off

And Taranaki sunset def rule ok

The only good thing about “weather events” like this storm is that there’s a good chance of dramatic sunsets, and the Taranaki coast is of course just the right spot for watching it. So I tore myself away from the horrible news and we went off to enjoy 45 minutes of the best nature has…

By christiankohl 01/05/2023 Off