Google still sucks
Hey Google, you still suck! Remember that bug I reported like 7 years ago? That prevents me from posting pictures in a blog post when composing it on my mobile? Yeah, that’s still not fixed. Pathetic losers. Hey World, anybody know a hosted blog service, ideally with migration from blogger? I’m fed up with this…
Und was passiert so zu Hause?
Berlin baut nun doch weniger Fahrradwege, VW gewinnt vor Gericht, Scheuer pampert auf der einen Seite die Autofaschisten und macht auf der anderen Seite Gehwege zum Überlebenskampf. Und, vielleicht die größte Sensation, sogar die Systempresse 😁 merkt langsam, dass Karneval scheiße ist. Gut, es entzündet sich erstmal nur am Doppelnamen der neuen afd, ähhh CDU…
Important motherfuckers
You know how you can tell that someone is really important? They have phone conversations in the Lufthansa lounge and share the contents with all of their peers. Since their peers are doing the same, this almost ensures a degree of Babylonian confidentiality. 😁 It’s only the Germans doing this, of course. Embarrassing. Waiting for…
Every breath I take …
… every fart you make …The hardest thing about going on holiday is leaving little stinky Wooster behind. I’m missing you sooooo much already, darling. Although the flat is notably cleaner.
Alerta Antifascista
We did some extreeeeeemely yummy Indian soup lately and I thought I’d add some cultural background. Anti-fascist soup, of course! No parmesan, no pasaran.
Take off
It’s that time of the year again. Time to leave dreary old racist Germany and fly to sunny young racist Australia. 🙂Off to Perth today, via a routing that is truly crazy, but also truly cheap for a *A C flight from here all the way to Oz. Nothing beats lie flat. SXF-MXP-MUC-SIN-PER-SIN-ZRH-MXP-TXL. Take that!…
Autos verbieten
Gestern abend gab es mal wieder einen innovativen Raubzug zur Umverteilung von Kapital in Form von Juwelen, bei uns um die Ecke in der Rankestraße. Mit dem Auto ins Schaufenster und ab dafür. Simpel, aber erfolgreich. Interessiert mich aber eigentlich auch gar nicht. Was aber auffällig ist – in den letzten Jahren hat die Verwendung…
Fuck off, 2019
It’s been a while, I admit that. But so much nothing has happened in between. We just had the first snow, at least for 15 minutes. All gone now again. But who cares anyway.Crazy shit. Shit. Crazy. Shit. I like the word “shit”. Fuck yeah, I like it. This is becoming way too stream of…
Berlin beaches …
Well, sometimes life is full of surprises. We were hiking around the Berlin “Speckgürtel” the other weekend and stumbled upon the beautiful “Habermannsee”. What a nice place!I think I’m going to write to Lonely Planet so they can put it in their guidebook and next year hordes of people can “discover” this new party place…
Life, the Universe & Everything, again
Well. So. 7 games played into the new season. We all know how it’s gonna end of course. Evil will always prevail. And we will enter a losing streak soon enough. But for the moment, we can sit back and enjoy the best start in years. And a rejuvenated Pizarro of course. 🙂 I like…