Author: christiankohl

Dass deine Mutter ein Nilpferd ist, macht dich noch lange nicht zum Ägypter!

Sodomy is just another four letter word

That’s one of the many unpublished songs by Joy Division. Never made it onto any of their records. Rumours have it that the singer killed himself after an unfortunate love affair with a british bulldog was discovered by the yellow press. Not the British Bulldog, since homosexuality would have been just fine for the goth…

By christiankohl 09/01/2013 Off

Einen noch …

… dann bin ich durch fuer heute. Let’s all sing: FUCK CATHAY PACIFIC! A warning to the general public: Cathay Pacific gives out poisonous food on their flights to passengers and does not even compensate them for their losses and injuries.I searched for words but all I can come up with is:  Fuck you, I…

By christiankohl 08/01/2013 Off

Waitakere and navigational problems

Did I rave enough about the Waitakere Ranges and the black sand beaches on Auckland’s doorstep? Probably not. Man, it’s just a 20 minutes drive from the airport. And so beautiful. you can molest that sheep without anyone knowing. I give it a Hitler Rating of 10. And towels, yeah, there were towels. We flew…

By christiankohl 08/01/2013 Off

Pedo-DF{B|L}

Der groesste und ekelhafteste Haufen sind aber nicht baertige Sozialarbeiter oder Farmer, die Tiere schaenden, sondern die ollen Pornofussballfunktionaere. Das waere mal ein Ziel fuer Alk-Aida, da wuerde ich mir sogar ein Fanshirt kaufen. Am besten zusammen mit der Innenministerkonferenz. Ich habe definitiv keinen Bock mehr auf die Scheisse. Die Vereine merchandisen sich zu Tode,…

By christiankohl 08/01/2013 Off

Pedo-Xmas

Man, I had recurring nightmares of bearded men with pointy hats fucking sheep for a couple of days. That movie should really be x-rated! Luckily, we had a good time to make up for it. Xmas was a bit of rain and a bit of sun, so no really long tracks, which suited the Reisebegleitung…

By christiankohl 07/01/2013 Off

Gandalf the Pedophile

Driving down south to Kerikeri was beautiful: we took the time to take the scenic coastal route, visiting gazillions of beautiful beaches and inlets. Bliss and joy. KK itself is very nice of course as well, real fruit icecream, need I say more. On a rainy Saturday afternoon we went to Ngawha hot springs, which…

By christiankohl 26/12/2012 Off

end {strange bowel movements} start {summer holiday}

Ahipara, 90 Mile Beach, Northland, New Zealand Did I say it already? Fuck Cathay Pacific. They haven’t yet managed to reply to my complaints. Nevermind. Life’s too short anyway. Summer in NZ has been great so far! I somehow managed to drive from Auckland to Ahipara on Wednesday although I had not slept at all,…

By christiankohl 22/12/2012 Off

fuck cathay pacific

I really didn’t expect this to happen. We flew from HKG to SYD on Sunday evening. They served dinner shortly after takeoff. So far so good. Food didn’t look good, didn’t taste good, nothing like the stuff on the first leg. But I was famished and thought, hey, it’s airline food after all, not Gordon…

By christiankohl 18/12/2012 Off

Hong Kong, crazy but nice

Yo. From the city where they think “last Christmas ” is a great song. Especially so when it’s really hot outside. They have crazy Xmas decorations everywhere, everything displaying fake Arctic themes seems to be cherished by the locals. Well for my part, I’m happy with 25 degrees in December. Went to Hong Kong park,…

By christiankohl 16/12/2012 Off

Hong Kong im winter

Yeah. So mag ich Winter. 22 grad und sonnig. That's how  it goes. Cathay premium eco was pretty fucking awesome, very comfy and great service. HK is nice, wish you could transplant a little bit of  their service attitude to germany  … .

By christiankohl 15/12/2012 Off