Um lustig zu sein, muss die Spreewaldgurke her…
Du warst die Brücke zwischen Ost und West. Du hast uns Westlern gezeigt, wie die Ostler sind. Du warst der erste Ostler, den ich im Fernsehen sah und tatsächlich sind alle Ostler so wie du. Bis auf die Nazis. Für die du nichts kannst. Du hast Hits wie “Spreewaldgurke” und “Zuppel – Zappel” geschrieben, du…
Whale watching
We spent the first two days after landing at Waipu Cove, lovely beaches! We headed further north and stayed in a bay close to Russell next, had lots of fun sailing the bay of islands on a small racing boat, excellent lunch included. Thank you very much, oh crew of the “Phantom”. ☺ On the…
Globalization sucks, right?
I mean, this is crazy. I’m of course happy for my homies from g-town that they’re selling internationally but seriously, anybody buying water for this price? Crazy motherfuckers. @Kerikeri new world supermarket.
Bullensperma
Dear reader, I don’t know whether you remember my post from a few years back, when we encountered the tree masturbating hippie women? Anyway, we’ve had an even more interesting encounter two days ago while hiking in the beautiful Puketi forest. We came to a huge clearing and there was a herd of bulls and…
Headed for the ocean
Today, we’ll have a full day of sailing ahead of us. Small boat, no crowds, get away from the Bay of Islands hordes. ☺ Wrestling with sea snakes, sharks, and giant octopus 🐙. The weather is still extremely brilliant, nothing to complain about, even for Germans. I’m still enchanted by the flight experience we had…
Bliss
Perfection is what I always strive to achieve. Of course. Naturally. So far, it’s pretty close to it. I may have found the nearly ideal flight times etc to nz. I cannot recall ever having stepped off a 24+ hour flight(s) feeling so relaxed. Easy. The warm and sunny Auckland weather with a light breeze…
Besinnlicher Jahresabschluss (K.I.Z., Max-Schmeling Halle, 18.12.2015)
Ich war in der Schule und habe nichts gelernt … . Gute Zusammenfassung für 2015, finde ich. Gute Nacht!
Bomber Harris, we need you to come back and “visit” us again, please!
Goodbye Germany. Yesterday showed that the fascists are gaining the upper hand, protected by the police as usual. Very sad to see this happening, especially in the middle of Berlin. In parallel to that, the established parties are passing the laws their stormtroops on the ground demand – while they of course deny that they’re…
Hate is in the air
Warum man die Post und alle assoziierten Unternehmen einfach nur hassen muss. Was bestellt. Sperrgut. Keine email oder so von DHL (doitsche honk logistics) bekommen. Händler angerufen. Händler sacht, ist raus mit DHL. Gibt mir sendungsnummer. DHL tracking sacht dann, zustellversuch am Samstag um halb zwei. Ha! Wir waren seit 11 permanent zu hause. War…
The times, they are a-changing
Indeed. I will be changing jobs soon and I’m very excited to see what the future holds in store for me. More once things have settled down and the ink has dried. In the meantime I’m writing this on a national express bus from Heathrow to Bristol. Why Bristol? Because it’s only 50 minutes by…