Author: christiankohl

Dass deine Mutter ein Nilpferd ist, macht dich noch lange nicht zum Ägypter!

NZ, again

Boring. Went to New Zealand again. Had fun. Nuff said.You’ve read it all before, haven’t you?BUT, and yes, it’s a capital letter but, some things are slightly different this time. First, we booked the same international flight, SIA C from ARN via DME/SIN to AKL, but we did not fly SAS from TXL to ARN.…

By christiankohl 14/01/2020 Off

Slovenia!

What a wonderful place! 🙂We will definitely have to come back for a longer vacation, so consider this a fist first scouting mission. A very successful one. My friend Claus and me went for 5 days, from Thursday to Tuesday the first week of September. Apologies for posting this late, but Frankfurt Book Fair and…

By christiankohl 09/11/2019 Off

Keep on fighting, Wooster

I was in such great spirits just 16 days ago. That was before my little furry friend tore his crucial ligaments and meniscus in both hindlegs at the same time. Argh. Nobody knows how he managed to do that, it is certainly another unique achievement by his lordship. But here we are now. First surgery…

By christiankohl 07/11/2019 Off

Winter is coming

This is why we need Ginger juice! Ginger juice for the win! Ginger juice ’til I die! Ginger, ginger, ginger! Makes me happy and hyperactive, my hair slick and shiny, my skin soft and beautiful! Add some lemon to make me even more happy and hyperactive! Hyper hyper! Add some chili to achieve true bliss…

By christiankohl 22/10/2019 Off

Last time to see me before I die

Well. Went to see John Cleese at the Admiralspalast the other day. Well. Not really the other day, more like four weeks ago. But with Frankfurt bookfair looming, may I be excused for not posting in a timely manner? Please. I’ll be a good boy. So, John Cleese. Well. Hmmm. I thought the performance lacked…

By christiankohl 22/10/2019 Off

Hunt and Kill in Berlin

The weekend before last, we discovered another hidden treasure in Berlin: Das Tegeler Fließ. Very beautiful. It would have been even more beatiful without the cyclists, but hey, can’t have it all. There’s a bunch of water buffalos grazing there as well, so I shot a few for dinner of course. Did you know that…

By christiankohl 16/07/2019 Off

Korruptions Ursel zerstört die EU

Interessanter Tag. Vielleicht geht der 16.07.2019 später mal in die Geschichtsbücher ein als “der Tag, an dem die EU zu Grunde ging, ohne dass die Verantwortlichen es gemerkt haben”. Heute Abend wird Korruptions-Ursula (von der Leyen) zur EU Präsidentin, ähh, Komissionschefin, ähh, Führerin, ähhh Gottkaiserin, äääh sie weiß es selbst nicht so genau, aber Hauptsache…

By christiankohl 16/07/2019 Off

Gedanken zum Wochenende

Splitter. Bester Vorschlag des Jahres kam, wer hätte das gedacht, vom Inzestopfer Andi Scheuer aus dem Bayernland. Der Mann ist in vielerlei Hinsicht ein Vorbild: Man muss sich nicht artikulieren können, um öffentlich aufzutreten. Man muss keine Ahnung von Logistik und Verkehr haben, um Verkehrsminister zu werden. Man kann dumm wie Scheiße sein und trotzdem…

By christiankohl 22/06/2019 Off

Manga Brits

The British Museum is a great institution. Ok, granted, it’s built on what we Germans call “Beutekunst”, the British have been robbing the world blind for centuries, stealing treasures and art from all over the globe to exhibit it in London, but at least they are doing a good job with it. There’s currently a…

By christiankohl 20/06/2019 Off